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indigocrayon said: this is me and makeup vid people i actually care about. also u will be made of m&ms

omigod will you rec me makeup vid people, I need more vids to watch and they are very relaxing XD

I can’t stop eating m&ms, what will become of me when there is no more chocolate in the house

annavonsyfert:

tiny Sonic

annavonsyfert:

tiny Sonic

I just want to get shit done and feel productive while not getting yelled at…

uuugggghhhh I just want to be able to play games in my house without a) my computer overheating/crashing and b) the router fucking up everything >:/

inksplattersandearlyhours:

I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.

We’ve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but slowly revealed itself to be the opposite. We unpeeled the layers of corruption within the government, we saw cruelty against minorities grow in the past decades, and had media attack us and had teachers tell us that we ‘must not tell lies’. We got angry and frustrated and, like Harry, Ron and Hermione, had to think of a way to fight back. And them winning? That would have been enough to give us hope and leave us satisfied.

But instead. There was skip scene. And suddenly they were all over 30 and happy with their 2.5 children.

And the Millennials were left flailing in the dust.

Because while we recognised and empathised with everything up to that point. But seeing the Golden Trio financially stable and content and married? That was not something our generation could recognise. Because we have no idea if we’re ever going to be able to reach that stage. Not with the world we’re living in right now.

Having Harry, Ron and Hermione stare off into the distance after the battle and wonder about what the future might be would have stuck with us. Hell, have them move into a shitty flat together and try and sort out their lives would have. Have them with screaming nightmares and failed relationships and trying to get jobs in a society that’s falling apart would have. Have them still trying to fix things in that society would have. Because we known Voldemort was just a symptom of the disease of prejudice the Wizarding World.

But don’t push us off with an ‘all was well’. In a world about magic, JK Rowling finally broke our suspension of disbelief by having them all hit middle-class and middle-age contentment and expecting a fanbase of teenagers to accept it.

Also. Since when was ‘don’t worry kids, you’re going to turn out just like your parents’ ever a happy ending? Does our generation even recognise marriage and money and jobs as the fulfillment of life anymore? Does our generation even recognise the Epilogue’s Golden Trio anymore?

obsessiforge:

Where is the whole article? I must have it.

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grunklestanbearpig:

why the fuck are people so adamant about pluto being a planet 

why are people genuinely—genuinely—angry and upset at its current status as a dwarf

why

was pluto your childhood friend

was pluto your first love

did you at some point shove pluto up your ass

  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.